March 2011
Reasons why I would be a terrible Death Eater
When I get my dark mark, I would be showing it off like a new tattoo.
Every Death Eater meeting that Snape attends,
At Voldemort’s return,
During battles, I would be in the back like
During Death Eater meetings, I would be eye fucking everyone
The only spell i would ever use
Every time Voldemort walks into the room
Every time Draco passes by,
Every time Scabior comes around,
Every time Snape does something,
and just every general moment,
Me, right Now...
Your Crush;
When they’re really close to you:
When they say hello to you:
outside :
inside:
When you’re sitting next to them in class:
When they say hi to you first online:
When they call you cute or compliment you:
And when you just think/talk about them around other people:
When they ask you who you like:
And when you just feel like giving up on them:
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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
Im so using this next time..
When you're finally done with your project which is due next day:
That awkward moment when you're alone in your house singing, dancing, taking pictures of yourself or whatever, and you hear someone opening the door...
and then you are like…
Leave me alone
Summer Plans
Expectations:
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Reality:
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
When someone takes your phone:
At first you’re like:
But then they start going through your pictures and texts and you’re like:
When it's almost time for lunch break, everyone's rushing to the classroom door like
Then the teacher goes like “The bell hasn’t ringed yet!”
And we all go back to our seats like
“I’m in the middle of having a family”
—Matt Bellamy (via wearethefuckinguniverse)
I cannot wait for Matt to be a father.
He’s so excited, and ready for a new experience. I really can’t wait to see how this is going to change his attitude towards the world. Depending on what gender, I suppose, but we’re going to see a whole new side of Matt we’ve NEVER seen before. And I personally, cannot wait to see what awaits him in the future.
I mean, c’mon. Can’t you see Chris’ kids playing around with Matt’s? Muse children, ftw.
Seriously,
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
I want to know how people found my tumblr.
I am interested …
